A while ago, the Birth Pangs Shoppe offered you Blob on a Stick.  Now, Birth Pangs developers are gearing up to provide you, our loyal readers, with an amazing catalogue of holiday gifts for the upcoming shopping season.  Today, we present, for a limited time only, something you can keep closer to your heart.

For only $49.99 CDN (plus applicable taxes), you can order your very own Blob in a Heart, a beautiful 100% stainless steel heart locket which opens to reveal an authentic blob, preserved especially for you, formaldehyde scent included.

Imagine the joy you will find in carrying this beauty right next to your heart!

Mummified blob also available, add $9.99.

Genuine stainless steel chain, add $19.99.

[Shipping and handling not included. Overseas and US orders, add $20 CDN.]