Apparently, there’s room for one more in the clown car Duggar family.
The Daily Mail reports:
Having 18 children would be more than enough of a challenge for most women, but for U.S. mother Michelle Duggar it throws up an extra problem … she has to come up with an 18th name beginning with J so it won’t stand out among its siblings.
The seven sisters and 10 brothers are Joshua, 20; twins Jana and John-David, both 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; twins Jeremiah and Jedidiah, both nine; Jason, seven; James, six; Justin, five; Jackson, three; Johannah, two; and Jennifer, nine months old.
First, we wanna know — Jinger????
OK, because we at Birth Pangs support a woman’s choice both not to have babies and also to have enough for two baseball teams, let’s help Michelle out here.
Janis.
Jester. Jesus. Jubilee.
Jiffy. Jiggs. Jove.
Joke.
We’re done. Over to the smarty-pantses.







Jorge? Javon? Jango-fet? Ja-rule?
Too ethnic?
How about “Ja-ever-hear-of-birth-control”
How about Jism if it’s a boy.
And Javex if it’s a girl.
This person sounds really imagination-challenged. Without using a name book it took me 90 seconds to come up with: for boys: Jasper, Jules, Jordan, Jorn, Jorg, Jurgen; for girls:; Jacinta, Jeanine, Jillian, Jocosa, Jonquil, Julia…see how easy it is? Ooh, my head hurts to think of all those poor kids lumbered with her IQ.
Oh come on, I can’t believe nobody has suggested they name their next girl after George and Laura’s own precious bride to be, Jenna or their next son after George and Barbara’s son, Jeb.
Is it possible they are seeing exactly how many children her vagina can spew forth before her uterus falls out?
She must have to do keegel exercises 24/7.
I love the 4 I have and would do it again in a heartbeat, but 18? What kind of childhood do the older children get?
GAB
Check the reaction of some of the J Duggars juniors on this clip from the Today Show:
http://jezebel.com/388978/mom+.....oplay=true
A few of them look like their holding back utter contempt or vomit or both.
If they keep this up, that whopping 15 minutes they each get of mummy time is going to get cut to 10.
GAB
joy-anna and johannah sounds just the same. and what is jinger?
since they like biblical names (jedidiah? i barely know jews with this name), judah, jeroboam, jonah, jesus, joachim…
for girls jane, jean, jenna, jessica
I understand that Jim Bob and Michelle don't approve of birth control but have they ever heard of abstinence? Apparently, this time (no. 19) her uterus did fall out. Poor little baby – 1 lb. Is this enough to call it quits?