Lynn Spears and Sarah Palin are identical twin sisters, born to an unwed teenage mom and separated at birth when each was adopted by a different childless couple.
OK. I completely made that up. But wouldn’t it be just totally appropriate as the next plot twist in the ‘stranger than fiction’ reality TV spectacle that the US political scene has become?
Here’s what’s really happening. Lynn Spears’ memoirs or tabloidgraphy is due to be launched by her publishers on September 16. We covered that story back when Jamie Lynn’s unintended pregnancy became publicly known.
In the spirit of All Blobs Are Created Equal, But Some Are More Equal Than Others we wonder if the Republicans are planning to use Bristol’s fetus to fundraise for their party? Immediately following Sarah Palin’s speech at the convention, US citizens donated close to $10 million to the Democrats’ presidential campaign.