Fetus Fetishville- BP Media has learned that Easter may be cancelled this year for thousands of hopeful children. An organization calling itself Deluded Ignorant Mindless Fetishists United Coalition (0f) Kooks or DIMFUCKS has claimed responsibility. An organization leader released this statement to BP Media;

DIMFUCKS considers eggs to be people with full rights, by leaving eggs around as if they meant nothing, the Easter Bunny has aligned himself with the CULTURE OF DEATH. What sort of degenerates create an entire day around a celebration of death?
DIMFUCKS are lobbying governments world wide to declare women property and fertilized eggs persons as the good lord intended.

When asked about the impact of this action on the children awaiting the Bunny DIMFUCKS spokesperson, Ima Nutbar responded, “It is important that their generation learn that eggs are people and more important than they are. This action is a teachable moment for parents. The only egg hunts should be by sperm. ”

Fetus Fetishville is a small community and the DIMFUCKS managed to convince the local sheriff to detain the Easter Bunny on charges of trespass.

BP Media will keep you up to date on further developments.