ZOMG Pro-Lie Pumpkins!

ALL never one to miss a beat when it comes to caring for the kiddies, suggests scary the wee ones with pictures of fetuses and such on pumpkins.

Dear Pro-Life Bloggers,
We at American Life League are always looking for new and different ways to be a voice for the voiceless, and this year, we are trying to get the pro-life world to use their pumpkins to do this. Please spread the word by posting the following into your blogs!
As always, Thanks for everything you do for the babies!
–Michael

Spread the message of life on October 31 by making pro-life jack-o-lanterns!

There are many opportunities to be a voice for the voiceless, and most of those opportunities require us to go to a public place. But, on the eve of All Saints Day, the public comes to us!

So, make a pro-life jack-o-lantern and send your photos to us. Be sure to include your name, age and address in the e-mail, and we’ll post the best ones on our home page!

It doesn’t have to be anything fancy. It could be as intricate as the design here or as simple as the word “Pro-Life.” Whatever your skill level, be creative and tell the world about the personhood of preborn babies!

Send your pro-life Jack-O-Lantern pictures to prolifepumpkin@all.org.

ZOMG – Zombies Organized for Mutual Gain – when informed of ALL’s plans issued this statement..

Recently a certain group released a message asking their members to co-opt our day for their message. Considering that it is perhaps the one day of the year that our message isn’t completely ignored we at ZOMG asked some of our members for their opinions:

“First we have had to deal with these people scaring children throughout the year with their gruesome stories and shrieking, waving placards and showing pictures of gore, now they are trying to co-opt our most sacred of days – Halloween”, said a visibly upset Ima Deadman.

“The pro-liers are much scarier than we are. We only want your brains, they want to suck out your soul”, chimed in A. Ded Body

“You would think they would have more respect for our people”, opined Rig A. Mortis, “after all the one they worship is one of us. Buried once he returned as one of the undead.”

“We’ve had to dig our way out of our graves, only to be buried in injustice! I blame the left-wing media, they devote to much time to the rights of the UN-born, and not enough to the RE-born!” added B. Raindead

“I thought I was angry when those dogs ran away with my left leg and arm, but now their God is trying to run away with my rights!” said Greg Grene

Clearly this is getting our membership’s blood pressure up… well, if they had any blood left, so if you have any way to spread the message of unlife, let us hear about it!