The New York Times reports: The 17-year-old daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is pregnant, Palin said on Monday in an announcement intended to knock down rumors by liberal bloggers that Palin faked her own pregnancy to cover up for her child. Bristol Palin, one of Alaska Gov. Palin’s five children with her [...]
“Family values”, spelled O-P-P-O-R-T-U-N-I-S-M
December 28, 2007 By
… as only self-righteous Kristian fundies can do it. Birth Pangs has been closely following developments about the Spears family – and their exemplary family values of course. US entertainment weeklies are speculating that the release of news about Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy may have been a pre-emptive bait-and-switch ploy to divert attention from the real [...]
The Spears Women: Oops! They’ve Done “It” Again … and Again … and Again.
December 19, 2007 By
Amidst entertainment industry rumours that Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney’s pregnant and unwed younger sister, will be dumped – Jamie Lynn Spears: Not That Innocent – by Viacom/Nickelodeon, the clan’s matriarch, Lynne Spears, has found the inspiration to make Christmas eggnog from the lemons, err, eggs that life has handed her. According to an undisclosed source, [...]
Paternity Blues
November 19, 2007 By
As we reported here, there are some funny goings-on in Australia on the regulated pregnancy front. Well, that’s to be expected when the health minister is a Catlick ex-seminarian nicknamed The Mad Monk. Now, it seems that Australian men are suffering too. A recent report tells us: Up to 10 per cent of first-time fathers [...]
Fetus Coalition Party: Disinterest in the Ranks
October 11, 2007 By
As we said recently, it’s tough being a fetus fetishizer in Soviet Canuckistan. But yesterday, in the Ontario election, abortion criminalizer-wannabees across this fair province got the chance to cast a vote for their very own Fetus Coalition Party. Now, the fetus fetishizers are really committed, so you can bet every last one of them [...]
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