Shhh . . . Fetus Fetishists Celebrate MASSIVE Victory!

Back in May, we reported that the lying whiners poor little charity, First Place Pregnancy Centre, was suing Planned Parenthood over its role in helping Ottawa Senators fans find out where their donations were being directed by the Senators’ wives and girlfriends. Well, it appears that the matter was quietly settled on September 16. The [...]

Eek! More Pro-choice Terrism!

Here is a real news story about arson at a compulsory crisis pregnancy centre in Oregon. Investigators ruled last week that the fire, which nearly destroyed the Pregnancy Alternative Center, was the result of arson. But so far, no suspects have been named in the case. Workers at the center are still trying to understand [...]

Paul and Palin

Now that the smart money is on McSame dropping Sarah Palin from the ticket, we at Birth Pangs have a suggestion. Our officially endorsed candidate, Ron (Virulently Anti-Choice, But Mercifully Isolationist) Paul, could lock in the enforced pregnancy block by tapping Sarah (Barracuda) Palin for running mate. It’s a win-win. Another wrinkly old white guy [...]

Red Rover, Red Rover, Let Ken Epp Come Over

This is a genius idea. Now, once the Green party has its first sitting MP, Elizabeth May insists there’s no more reason why Green party should be excluded from the leaders’ debates. But if having a sitting MP is all what’s needed – then why can’t CHP arrange it so that one of the Conservatives [...]

Lies, Damn Lies, and the Philippino Catlick Church

There’s a hellluva fight going on in The Philippines. There is proposed legislation intended to drag the poor country out from under the misogynist heel of the Catlick Church modernize its approach to family planning. As April Reign reported a few days ago, in a place with virtually zero access to any kind of contraception [...]