‘Two-thirds of Canadian women don’t support current abortion policy.’ That’s the conclusion of an Environics poll commissioned by the fetus fetishizers at Life Canada.
Well, we at Birth Pangs commissioned a poll of our own. We asked the esteemed polling firm Upay-Wespin to ask Canadians ‘When was the last time you made and burned an effigy [...]
A State’s Sacred Duty
November 15, 2007 6 Comments
Again, we at Birth Pangs are called upon to think something through that the fetus fetishizers can’t, won’t, or it hurts their wee pointy heads too much to do.
The batshit-crazy fetus fetishizers good citizens of Colorado may get to vote on when a blob of tissue becomes a person.
The Colorado Supreme Court cleared the [...]
Closer to the heart
October 1, 2007 Leave a Comment
A while ago, the Birth Pangs Shoppe offered you Blob on a Stick. Now, Birth Pangs developers are gearing up to provide you, our loyal readers, with an amazing catalogue of holiday gifts for the upcoming shopping season. Today, we present, for a limited time only, something you can keep closer to your heart.
For only [...]
Big Brother is watching your menstrual detritus!
September 8, 2007 9 Comments
That day may be getting closer and closer in the US. According to a recent news item, municipal workers in Morgantown, West Virginia, contacted the local police to report a fetus found in the sewage system. A Utility Board worker said that he was ’shocked’. The police weren’t certain whether a crime [...]
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