I don’t think I can put it any more plainly: No.

I would not, could not, in a box. I could not, would not, with a fox. I will not have them with a mouse. I will not have them in a house. I will not have them here or there. I will not have them anywhere. I do not want children-be-damned. I do not like [...]

Paternity Blues

As we reported here, there are some funny goings-on in Australia on the regulated pregnancy front. Well, that’s to be expected when the health minister is a Catlick ex-seminarian nicknamed The Mad Monk. Now, it seems that Australian men are suffering too. A recent report tells us: Up to 10 per cent of first-time fathers [...]

Goooooooood morning, Vietnam!

We here at Birth Pangs council against pregnancy for frivolous or selfish reasons. Lawd knows no woman in her right mind would willingly subject herself to the horrors and psychological traumas of pregnancy. However, we do support wholeheartedly those entering this state for well thought out reasons. This may indeed be one such; Two Vietnamese [...]

Family-friendly means different things for different people

Family-friendly. Who would have ever thought that the juxtaposition of these two words could be so contentious? That an expression could encompass so many contradictary meanings. That it could be exclusively claimed by some and denied to others. If you google ‘family-friendly’, you discover that the expression was coined by feminists who attempted to reconcile [...]

O’Reilly Is Afraid of the Word ‘Uterus’

Newshounds has this clip of Debra Haffner, a Unitarian minister and sex educator, being interviewed by Bill O’Reilly. The occasion was Barack Obama’s shocking notion that even kindergartners should be taught about sex. We at Birth Pangs are shalled and appocked! Imagine! Five-year-olds knowing, as Mr O’Reilly says, ‘sophisticated biological terms’! Like uterus! You can [...]