Fade in to camera panning across applauding audience. . . Voice-over: Good evening and welcome to Pregnancy or No Pregnancy? with your host Republican State Sen. Dan Patrick. Patrick: Our contestant this evening is a 24-year-old date rape victim *winks knowingly at crowd* who has decided she wants an abortion. *crowd jeers* Patrick: But we [...]
Back Up Your Birth Control
March 20, 2007 By
The basic tenets of the compulsory pregnancy people are: women who don’t want to be pregnant should not have sex; there is never a medical need for abortion; all teenagers who get pregnant have been abused. (On that last one, see the idiotic attempts by both Texas and Florida to require that health professionals assume [...]
Birth Pangs Exclusive!
March 17, 2007 By
Those who refuse to see the good sense in regulating or restricting pregnancy have come forward with a stunning proposal today. PMS. Harpoon was presented with an ultimatum from REAL(LY NASTY) women today demanding that he put an end to the imprisonment of foetuses. Mrs. Ima Rightwinger, was quoted as saying; As our youngest citizens [...]
The virgin, the angel and choice
March 15, 2007 By
A childhood and early adolescence spent under the vigilant eyes of teachers of the order of Grey Nuns has been my cross to bear. Pun intended. Nonetheless, it has given me the advantage of knowing that the art of creative exegesis should not be confined within the dusty walls of the Vatican. This riff is [...]
Another ‘Hallmark’ Moment
March 14, 2007 By
Finally. Now when a friend or relative chooses to do the right thing and regulate pregnancy herself, you can offer support through these innovative and nuanced e-cards. From ABC News: SAN FRANCISCO Mar 13, 2007 (AP)— A nonprofit organization has unveiled a series of electronic greeting cards that concerned friends and relatives can send to [...]
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