Tiny Bubbles

Although 13 years ago Chicago Mayor Daley was against bubble zones,
At the time, he denounced it as the equivalent of a “free trade zone” and said enforcing the buffer would require “measuring tapes…You’d get into arguments.” he has since seen the necessity of giving women entering a clinic freedom from fanatics.
“You’re just trying to make [...]

Anti-Abortion Pro-Lie Blogger

Becca Beushausen wrote about her pregnancy about how she knew her baby had holoprosencephaly but that she refused to consider abortion. Her blog became a magnet for the foetus fetishers.
In just a few short months, hundreds of thousands of readers driven to the site from other anti-abortion and religious sites praised the mother for her [...]

Easter Bunny Arrested in Egg Mixup!

Fetus Fetishville- BP Media has learned that Easter may be cancelled this year for thousands of hopeful children. An organization calling itself Deluded Ignorant Mindless Fetishists United Coalition (0f) Kooks or DIMFUCKS has claimed responsibility. An organization leader released this statement to BP Media;
DIMFUCKS considers eggs to be people with full rights, by leaving eggs [...]

ALL’s Top Ten Lies..er List

More nonsense from ALL
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RED-FACED AND RED-HANDED: TOP 10 PRO-ABORTION MOMENTS OF 2008
Washington, D.C. (7 January 2009) – 2008 was a down year for the pro-abortion movement’s talking heads. As you read the quotes below, despite the seriousness of the subject – after all, we are talking [...]

Breaking News from Hearsay Ice Cream Co.

Hoping to cash in on the Fetus Fetisher market, Hearsay Ice Cream has employed researchers to ascertain what the first flavour should be. An unnamed source has suggested it may be “Placenta Pie”
This will be a unique combination of flavours including cherry flavored ice-cream with strawberries and pie dough.
Focus groups consisting of clinic protesters have [...]