Get Ready for Melvil Dui Day

It’s October, for hevvinsakes! I was in a department store yesterday and they’ve got the &%$#@**%^ xmas decorations up. I hate xmas. It’s taken decades but now all my friends and relations understand that I do not ‘do’ xmas. No gifts, no parties, no carols, no bleeding eggnog. Before friends and especially relations (my sorta mother-in-law Continued ..