Itâ€™s October, for hevvinsakes! I was in a department store yesterday and theyâ€™ve got the &%$#@**%^ xmas decorations up. I hate xmas. Itâ€™s taken decades but now all my friends and relations understand that I do not â€˜doâ€™ xmas. No gifts, no parties, no carols, no bleeding eggnog. Before friends and especially relations (my sorta mother-in-law Continued ..